instructions for today

If you work in an office at a computer, do the following:

  1. Take of your shoes and socks
  2. Find a pair of scissors
  3. Cut off your slacks at the knees
  4. Remove your tie and untuck your shirt
  5. Find a piece of paper
  6. Write “SEE YOU IN HELL” on the paper
  7. Tape the paper to your computer screen
  8. Storm out of the office
  9. Throw your iPhone in the nearest trash can
  10. Sit on a park bench and find a bird to smile at